bangkok: "oh-pen the bah-tuhl."

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frrom tokyo, i cruised into smoggy bangkok on thai international airways, my new favorite airlines. their comfy (and spacious) seats and attentive staff make flying a breeze.
from what i heard, i'd envisioned bangkok to be this polluted, run-down, sleazy city filled with shady street merchants. it didn't disappoint. however, it does have a huge number of internet cafes!
after a while, you get spoiled and don't even want to pay 5 baht/minute even though you know that's less than 5 cents. in any case, i frequented many of these during my trip to email sandy!
shady street merchants, you ask? well, here are some of the shady street vendors! fried bananas or those little taco things for 1 baht each? oh man . . .
an entire street with shops where one can get internet access, make long distance calls (at approx 1 usd/minute), fax things, etc.
i learned this little bowing thing when i was there. and . . . added it to the beginning of a glowsticking routine! sa-wah-de-krup!! ho ho ho . . .
she claimed the dark stuff was beef. i always thought of beef as coming from cows. must be a western thing.
thank god for my last minute hepatitis a shot. i definitely would not have survived here. (i barely did - cut my head, got hit by a car, breathing problems, felt faint a couple of times, etc.)
a neat looking christmas tree in front of the emporium, where i bought a gucci money clip with a fat, pretentious "g" on it. hahaha...
song and mumbles. song is mumble's cousin, and is a really nice guy. this is the ghetto room where i stayed for the next two weeks. the floor kind of reminds me of that part in dragon's lair, you know where you fight that knight? nevermind.
his cell phone (one of them anyway) is always ringing. must be more of those cute 24-year-old students in his english class calling him for "after hour" sessions. hahaha...
anteater checking out the porn in the lower right corner.
there was only one bed, so . . .
20 baht (50 cents) each as a tip. they were pretty happy about that.
the ghetto hotel next to the place where i almost stayed.
the parking attendent harassed us so we pretended we were staying there. yeah right! ghet-to! (hm, wait a minute, our checkboard-floor apartment was more ghetto than this. hmm..)
cruising to get something to eat.
this is annoying, but you have to buy food tickets to buy anything at any of the stands. then, if you have change, you can then convert that back into money. how pointless!
a traditional thai woman laboring away. what the hell do i mean by that anyway? who knows . . . it's 6:30am and i'm off to visit sandy today! wheeeee!
dessert people.
who have no idea that i'm posting their pictures up on the web. oh if they could see themselves now.
song has too many pairs of sunglasses.
no towels, so sweaty shirts had to do. ewwwww!!
while heading over to the world trade center on new year's eve, as song would say, we had to "oh-pen the bah-tuhl!".
the driver. don't try this in the us.
song's girlfriend, pooh, as in winnie the pooh. she's also really nice. they make a nice couple.
err, that's me.
song doing something bizarre, probably something related to his car battery which the anteater kept screwing around with.
have you ever seen a drunk anteater?
me again, getting ready for the parties in silom. five clubs in one night? oh man...
song trying to figure out how to fix his battery.
traffic was moving really slow, so i decided to go outside and talk a walk. just as i did that, everything cleared up and everyone started speeding ahead. cars where whizzing around me on both sides. i narrowly escaped death!
mumbles drank a third of the bottle or so. he has such a low tolerance. he needs to stick to girly drinks, like wine coolers or something.
because stepping on the roof of your cousin's brand new car with your shoes which have been walking around disgusting bangkok is not nice.
getting ready to head out.
must be a family thing. notice any similarities in their outfits?
song and pooh. i know i'm misspelling her preferred misspelling.
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