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| the phone in our ghetto
hotel room refused to make 1-800 calls, so i spent a lot of time
of these orange things making long distance phone calls to rosemead,
ca. |
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| you know you're bored
if the best thing you can think of doing is going to some
botanical garden. |
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| and here we are. |
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| food would be nice first
though. these signs are the best. |
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| i thought these were
sleazy street vendors. thailand redefined the term. |
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| some thing that i still
don't know how to pronounce along with a sugarcane drink. |
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| mutton = lamb i think. |
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| chin eating some random dessert.
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| and the boredom begins. |
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| notice how empty it is around
here. this place is very popular. |
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| no tadpoles, no frogs. *yawn* |
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| writing captions for all these
pictures will be quite a challenge. |
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| so all the plants have these little
descriptions on them, but then they also have these huge borders around certain
things so you can't walk up to them. bad design. |
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| i'm lucky i don't pay for film. |
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| or have to get it developed.
these pictures might put someone to sleep. |
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| i'm sure you are just scrolling by
now. but hey you can't ignore this huuuuuuuge tree!! |
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| or this one. |
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| or yet another one. i'm
sure the botanists in the world are hating me right now. haha.. |
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| geez, these are boring. |
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| oh lookee here, we have the national
orchid garden. the orchid is singapore's national flower by the way. but
not all orchids, just special orchids i'm told. haha... |
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| chin made a reference to weeds
somewhere along the way and since i love to misquote people, let's quote
him: "these orchids look like a bunch of weeds." yeah, close enough. |
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| i grew up in hawaii where orchids
are abundant. this garden was unimpressive. i guess i was expecting something
outrageous, you know like a huuuuge array of orchids in a field planted with
such precision and regularity that they stir up images of the droid army
in star wars: the phantom menace. no such luck here. |
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| instead, we just had random orchids
planted rather uninspiringly. that's probably not a word, but do i care? nooooo!
alanm says: adverbs are baaaad
(another misquote).
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| i could have been using this
time to sleep. *sigh* |
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| oooooh, the vip orchids!!
seeing the letter vip reminds me of a rave (tribal massive) that
leming and i went to where there was actually a "vip room", in fact
the only room that played trance. that party was terrible.
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| breaking the rules. as usual.
i'm back in the us now. la, la, la... |
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| oh joy. |
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| i think if we had a few vokda
martinis before going on this little tour, things might have been more
interesting. |
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| green boredom. |
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| and more. |
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| another rule broken. |
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| this is getting really boring. |
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| green stuff. |
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| more. take me to gift shop
please! |
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| the mist house. yippee!! |
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| whatever. |
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| sprinkled amongst the plants are
various scultures of scary looking animals. the highlight of the tour no
doubt. |
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| ooooooh, scaaaaaary. |
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| this little fountain looks
like something you'd find in a sharper image store of something selling
for $299.95. |
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| after finally escaping the
singapore botanical garden from hell, we met up with yuina (full
shot!) for a fine dinner at .. err... shrooms! |
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| chin knows all about shrooms. |
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| sipping on expensive drinks
such as mediocre lychee martinis. alchohol is heavily taxed in
singapore. at zouk, i had a $12 usd long island iced
tea. insane! |
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| yuina (right) and her cousin,
mabel. they're both very cool. |
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| when i first met this guy, my feet
were ready to fall off and my lungs were ready to burst from all the smoke
at zouk. i then took a $5 usd taxi ride one block down the street back to my
hotel. it's not surprising then that i don't remember his name.
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| parking meter issues. we were
off to dbl o and other clubs on
mohammed sultan road. i was terribly ill though so i bailed after only
an hour or so.
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| yuina checking out
the stickers. |
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| look at all those stickers!!
apparently, people put all kinds of things on their windshield: golf club
sticker, price club member, nsync fan club sticker, etc. |
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