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| a chinese restaurant in
sfo
that
ought to have all its employees hanging their heads in shame. they have
a glass door that's covered with tons of chinese characters, all of
which probably say, "chinese restaurant" or something lame like
that. |
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| $8.95 for a bowl of won ton soup!?!?
i could probably feed a small village for that much in
china! |
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| but i bought one anyway and regretted
it immensely. this microwaved sludge was absolutely dreadful! |
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| in my delirious state, i failed
to realize that it was sunday and that there's no traffic to the airport
on sunday morning. hence, i waited a long time waiting to check my luggage in.
boy was i bored.
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| now just what is the purpose of
having chinese characters on this sign? clearly it's to trick dumb people
from the us into thinking that this place is somehow more chinese
than it really is. |
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| en route to singapore,
i stopped by
tokyo, one of my favorite cities. |
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| which, as everyone
knows, has the most wonderful vending machines in the world. |
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| their sinks are also highly
functional and labelled in cutesy pastel colors. fun! |
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| others waiting to head to the
equator. |
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| more of that. |
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| a cute little girl doing
something equally cute to her hair.
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| wasting time at baggage
claim in the land of the hot and humid. i hate the equator!! |
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| our accomodations were
certainly most "reasonable". humble? ghetto!? |
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| a mini disaster in front
of the strand hotel where we stayed. |
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| we risked our lives. |
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| but stayed anyway. even
new york people had been here. damn american vandals! didn't they see
that boy get caned for graffiti some number of years ago? didn't
they watch that movie with joaquin phoenix and anne heche!? how sad. |
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me, bringing our stained
shower curtain to everyone on the internet's attention. the beds were
even worse, mushy and they were on wheels! each morning, i'd
wake up with the bed in a completely different location.
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| these singaporean monsters!! if
only the other members of this animal's family could see this! |
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| bad food for cheap. |
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| one of the masterminds behind
the soupy crap that i ate. welcome to singapore! |
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