the crackhouse: aka, the blair witch project iii.

backyard view from david culler's house on the russian river.
fireplace to cozy up to elaborate powerpoint presentations.
and the madness begins.
window.
pacific coastline at goat rock beach near the russian river.
ideal swimming conditions.
empty.
off to the right, we have the famous "arched rock".
closer.
35 degree ocean foam.
evidently, this beach is home to a colony of seals, whose subsequent mauling by resident great white sharks was something that was sorely missed during this trip.
water, sharks (not shown).
apply various shades of orange and there you have our previous web page.
mist.
this beach seems to be one of the few, rare places on earth consistently devoid of blue skies.
phil buonadonna, arched rock. i'm sure the search engines will eat this co-occurrence up.
matt massie, arched rock. will the 'ed' ever die? answer? no.
zoom.
this beach apparently isn't a booming tourist spot.
stomp.
jonathan hui setting up this shot with err . . . surgeon-like precision.
post arch rock football game.
traces of blue.
waiting to be stamped with a demotivational tagline.
more.
!!
rock.
surf.
!!
one of these days, i'll actually figure out how to compress the movies from this fx07.
if you know how to do it, please email me immediately!
all subsequent ocean pictures taken at 45 mph in wei's car.
fx07 image stabilization at work.
road.
arched rock. i seriously need to stop spamming this web page.
pacific coastline.
oh, and what do we have here? arched rock.
and on the left there? arched rock.
. . . ? arched rock.
roll this vehicle off the cliff, please.
another action shot.
the end.
enter the crackhouse.
kristin wright. member, blair witch project.
"joooooooooooooossssssh!!!!!"
creeeeepy.
what happens when you spend a day here? uc berkeley phd dissertation.
done.
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